Klusterfuk lyrics - Tech N9ne

I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all,
9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all,
She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall,
Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was the worst y'all,
I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all,
How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all,
All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all,
At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf ball,

Yeeeeah
Spit it big quick,
My day, I slay, pai mei, trick don't get a bitch hit
I'm master ip man, I'm flyin around with equipment,
Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch,
I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it,
To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK,
Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP,
In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK
On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA,
TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her,
DICK,
Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me,
In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany,
Red all over me like I hit an artery,
Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me,
If you follow me and wanted to abolish me,
When I'm honestly, a straight oddity,
I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it big quick,
Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks,
Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut,
If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK,
Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill,
HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will,
So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill,
Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL,
I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin,
My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY,
Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES,
Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY,
Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY,
Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH!
Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p.a
Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they gonna not replay,
Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil,
Inside of me, they about equal,
Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut,
I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just

FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,
FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,

Talk about growin up fucked up, I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew,
Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a week, and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while,
Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK,
I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer, boiled it in my cauldron till the bullshit burned off it,
All that was left was love, I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life cause I don't,
Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin,
I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end,
As long as I'm aligned with love, I KNOW I'm livin righteous,

By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories