Messages (Skit) lyrics - Tech N9ne

"Next message"

[some drunken chick]
I love you, I love you, I lo-ooove you
Mr. Aaron Don-tez Ya-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ates
Oooh baby baby
I love you, ooh ooh, ooooh
You're so wonderful and amazing and beautiful
and sexy, and short, with a big fat diiiiick
Ooooooh yeah {muah}
Love you

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[another drunk chick]
Hi daddy!
I just wanted to call you and let you know
that I was thinkin 'bout you
and that my pussy is SO WET
I haven't drunk dialed you in a long time
Oooh and I just wanted to tell you
that I really want that dick
So next time that I see you and hopefully it's soon
Ooh baby give it to me, ahhhh

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[yet another chick - hysterical]
And I keep trying to figure out how can I get to [?]
but I couldn't have done anything different!
All I did was LOVE YOU, that's all I did!!
And you just turned your back on me
You're a cold heartless SON OF A BITCH! that's what you are
You are SO MEAN
And you just turned your back on me like I'm nothing
You are SO MEAN