Heavy lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro]
Deformity, a bodily malformation, check
Distortion, or disfigurement, check
A Deform, person or thing, check
Gross, ugliness, check

[Verse 1]
I don't wanna take this, I don't wanna carry this, I don't wanna lift this
Everyday, when I wake, wish there was I way that I can rip this
Off of my shoulder off of my back, like a big boulder got me off track
I don't wanna be seen lookin like that
I'm looking at it, it's mean lookin right back
Ugly, bloody, pussin, heavy
Way more sinister than the face of Jason or fucking Freddy
And that shit ways me down, got me going crazy now
Lazy round me place, cause I got shit right side of my face
How did I get it? how did I grow it? how do I cock back and just blow it
Off? Surgery yes you know it cost and I ain't goin out to show it off
I'm just stuck in here, with this fuckin weird stuff in near
Crushin, pussin, bustin till it up and clears
I'm ready, it's wicked, it's gotta be, deadly
It's everything you could imagine, bad, twisted, evil and medly
Down into eternal fire, this is where it lead me
Can hardly hold it up because this thing is so fucking heavy

[Hook]
Ewww, that's gross, yuck, what's that? oh my god, Disgusting, repulsive, what
The fuck?
It's not a tumor, fuck the rumor, I need more to go, stop Staring at this
Muthafucking side show
HEAVY
Everyone you love got needs
HEAVY
I'll shove start to buckle at the kness
HEAVY
My lord said this slow heal carry and if it don't then it might get scary
HEAVY

[Verse 2]
Cha!
Gotta cover it up, gotta go outside to get food
How when the smell is like shit stew?
The way people are staring and lookin it gets cruel
Bad when I'm shoppin, at the walmart
They be laughin, then a brawl starts
Cause they wanna pick on a muthafucker with deformities, bless yall heart
I'm sick of it, when it's on my back I can't even get a women to kiss on this face
I don't even want to live on this, place
Because all people givin is, hate
And your really gonna get it bad if your, disfigured
The more these sick gigglers, pointed my heavy load it gets bigger
They call me hunchback and I wish they wouldn't taunt that
They be lookin at a nigga like I woke up and showin straight up shittin in
They lunch sack
Kids, grown ups, dogs, cats
All be lookin and pointing at this deformity on my back
Taking over me, I'm slowly, turning into it
This repulsive, nasty, heavy, sick, humongous pile of shit
Under my skin, infecting my blood like I have some kind of disease, it's
Big and bulgin out of my jacket and everybody sees it

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
What is it? with this load I carry there's problems in my life
Got big problems with the IRS and problems with my wife
Got a lot of problems with this music career, problems with my mom
And I gotta solve em quick they fallen on me
It's a problem with this shit on, and it's heavy
When everybody depends on you to be the shot caller
And you pushin, tryin to get all of your people over the wall, but the shit
Got taller
But you tough and determined, you rough and you learnin, you cannot do if
You not baller
So you get it and hit it one after another and look, the lump got smaller

Alone lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Eric "Ezikuhl" Boone)

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Somebody should have told me
Life can treat you really coldly
A lot of love that people show me
But when they go I’m hella lonely

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
When the music and the show stops
Security keep my bus door locked
That way I’m not receiving no shots
MJ, our little bro dropped and that’s why they keep me so blocked
I’m in the star coach now
In the back by myself, I listen to our dope sounds
But...There was no women to round up
This hound just sleeps deeply, anticipatin' the next town’s luck
It’s glitz and glamour when you’re on stage
Happy ‘cause you and your homies paid
But a lot of my love ones up and gone away
Because I put my music first, for that it's lonely days

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
Oh, ain’t no phones ringing, ain’t no one's speaking when you’re alone
Feels like there's no reason for me to keep breathing if I’m gonna be alone
I can’t sleep alone and I can’t go eat alone
Yeah, the crowd gonna shout, but when the lights go out
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know me being me, you wouldn’t think I’d be alone

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
Got off my tour July 7 my children
Kicked it with me up to the 24th, then they go home
Even though my home used to be their home
But due to separation and altercations with their mama’s it left me so alone
And when my girl visits, she got to leave
‘Cause she’s independent and has a need to make her own cheese
At night before sleeping I’m on knees
Alone, please, I don’t wanna have the lonelies on beat
My two family members that room with me
They zoom quickly to work and dip out of town, you would assume it'd be
Party, party every night a narly nudy show
But it’s hardly party when you’re starting in the studio
I can’t wait for the meet and greets, making fans
That’s why I be hella happy, hugging and shaking hands
When I perform I want everybody to know
I stretch the show ‘cause when it’s over everybody go

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
Oh, ain’t no phone ringing, ain’t no one's speaking when you’re alone
Feels like there's no reason for me to keep breathing if I’m gonna be alone
I can’t sleep alone and I can’t go eat alone
Yeah, the crowd gonna shout, but when the lights go out
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know me being me, you wouldn’t think I’d be alone

[Bridge: Eric Boone]
A storm cloud stalks me making what should be a sunny day
Shed tears of lonesome despair in the form of rain
I've devoted my life to rid you of your pain
For feelings of acceptance which reveal themselves feigned
Do not mind that, scream the voices in my brain
But if I stop giving, only I remain
Though I know not of misery
For I lack the company it needs to be entertained
But misery would be a nice change
This solitude drives me insane

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Yeah, I think it’s my fault, y’all, ‘cause I’m reclusive
And I’m thinking I lost brauds like Y! Exclusive
And I know that I might fall, ‘cause life is stupid
‘Cause cupid shoots it and I fight off but it might produce its
Love, whatever has it I run
People, pets and even movies that have it, I shun
Thinking back when I had a family, was glad I was some
I picture myself in the future, old mad, sad ‘cause I’m one

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
Oh, ain’t no phones ringing, ain’t no one's speaking when you’re alone
Feels like there's no reason for me to keep breathing if I’m gonna be alone
I can’t sleep alone and I can’t go eat alone
Yeah, the crowd gonna shout, but when the lights go out
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know me being me, you wouldn’t think I’d be alone

EP: "E.B.A.H." (2012)

EP: "Klusterfuk" (2012)

E.B.A.H. Landing (Skit) lyrics - Tech N9ne

EBAH!

E.B.A.H. lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro:]
I'm really mixed up, yes, I know
A lot of good and bad stuff as I grow
So now that I gotta live life when I'm both all I can say

[Hook:]
What's my name? EBAH!
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! EBAH!
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart!

[Verse 1:]
Fucking right, I'm a maniac and I'm loving it
Call me anything but my motherfucking government
I can love a bit, no, big my love'll get
But in my brain I stay insane and I'm always on some other shit!
Really wanna fuck a bitch, E.B. can't get enough of this
See me take what I stuck her with then I gotta run and give it to another chick
Gutter trick, suck a dick! State the texture of a brick
Making them Magnum rubbers split, what a prick, the brother's sick!
Now back to my love, like to go there
Even when it's annoying like long nose hair
I can so share my heart in the cold air
And it's no fair, the size of it's so rare
Bloody murder, muddy word of wretched death rhymes
Take me light and my darkness will take your breath time
Call me Shakratease or you can call me Tech N9ne
But since I found my new sinister out of respect I'm

[Hook:]
What's my name? EBAH!
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart!

[Verse 2:]
Liberate me, Lord
I'm an angel and on this wicked planet nobody understands my angle is love
I was sent from above, but I've landed in blood
Psycho bandit, I've become a frightful damaging scud missile
You Mitchells are misinformed and mixed in the middle of my menace
Murderous, Michael Myers' my mimic
Mom, you made a monster, I'm making minions in minutes
Money motivated mishap, as moody as Monica's menage
Feel like I'm on Molly, heart as big as my body
When a hottie gets naughty, it's racing like a Ferrari
My obese heart swelling when it beats hard, telling me
To freak, not willing, like a beast, I'm yelling
Bloody murder, muddy word of wretched death rhymes
Take me, light and my darkness will take your breath time
Call me Shakratease or you can call me Tech N9ne
But since I found my new sinister out of respect I'm

[Hook:]
What's my name? EBAH!
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart!

[Verse 3:]
My heart, smell like, vanilla icing
If slicing my chest open, a light beam of nice things
Of Christ brings bright wings, placement from thy king
Knight, seems right around the corner in my dreams
Horse shit, piss and human puke is this smell
To whom ever wondered my level, this is hell
Inside my crown I kill a gangster with fecies pig tail
And I'll live 137 years like Ishmael
Yeah, nigga, it ain't misspelled
E.B.A.H, there go creepy A. Yates
Using women as a bait, and they face, fishscale!
Just another nut, all the others suck
Sweet as a buttercup and fake as a rubber duck
Evil Brain, Angel Heart, yes, I utter much
And I never cover up! Why? (I'm a Klusterfuk)

[Hook:]
What's my name? EBAH!
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart
Evil Brain, Angel Heart!

Earregular lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro]
The Great Omnipotent Doc Strange is my name!
Six-six-triple-eight-four-six-nine-nine-three
Never don't try find me
Why? Why? Cause I'm lost in the clouds
N9ne? Earregular boss in the house

[Verse 1]
I don't hear what you hear, nigga
Because I hear different you label me a wierd nigga
I like that, and I like mixing dark and some clear liquor
For the night cap, although we ain't the same I cheers with ya
Then I'm right back, listning to Doors records
While I get groupie whores naked
If it's a blood and gore message, in a movie I'll sure catch it
My brain's a vorplex it, got many levels, your message
Make a nigga want to ignore that shit, y'all pissy poor, that's it
Intricate bred I'm a bit, pompous, if I want it, that I'mma get
While you're mad at your bitch
Cause you know she at the back of the bus kissing the tat on my dick
You gotta be sick, then I had her, thick anatomy, hit with the flattery tricks
Stagger these raggety battery pricks
Snake and bat ain't average, that'll be quits
On one, two, three, my nigga!
Doing four much with five, I be, my nigga!
Six thousand and seven hundred degrees, my river!
Ate a earregular mind state, but it fried N9ne's liver, huh?!

[Hook x2]
Earregular, we're nebula
Dear secular listeners, we're here next to ya
Giving you fear messed with original weird stress for ya
Peer pressure, the ignorant near deaf niggas!

[Verse 2]
I know that my style is diff'rent!
Meanwhile I get frowns and lips bent
He better know, we let it go, flee, never throw, glee at a ho, see that a pro
Will make the sounds breaking down the distance
I get my psyche blown, when I sit and write these songs
Then I fuck with my Nikes on: "Plop, plop, plop, plop!"
To the women it might be wrong, cause in the middle of the night he gone
And the wife of the night she's home: "Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
So many sicknesses that I get medicine, I get it up off a nigga
But it can never disappear, I know many get with this
But it's a couple of really stupid individuals looking for the N9na fate
Cause I innovate, and I be the Yates, they can disintegrate
Guess my sin it begins with the number before ten
And being a clown, always been and raised!
When I rhyme my design isn't mindless
You can find Tech, flowing up the divine stretch
Never spineless, spider K's a rhyme vet
And we ain't the only earregular since I got Stevie, Mayday and I signed Ces

[Hook x2]
Earregular, we're nebula
Dear secular listeners, we're here next to ya
Giving you fear messed with original weird stress for ya
Peer pressure, the ignorant near deaf niggas!

[Verse 3]
Y'all motherfuckers stuck on stupid (Duh!)
I tried to slow it, but my flow's no lucid, thing
I gotta be clever to do "This Ring"
You can feel it if you 67 or you 15 ("Aggin!")
Yeah, that's "nigga" backwards, Tech N9ne be that spitter master
With a Cris, with her mugs, and I'm with a grasher
Let a chick on the bus and I'm finna smash her
Could have been a bastard
Swimming in cash and the laughter, I'mma sinner faster
Better get a pastor

[Hook x2]

Earregular, we're nebula
Dear secular listeners, we're here next to ya
Giving you fear messed with original weird stress for ya
Peer pressure, the ignorant near deaf niggas!

Don't Tweet This lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro:]
Hello ladies, here's the deal: Welcome to Tech N9ne's tour bus
Before you get on this bus there's a couple rules you need to follow:
Leave all your cell phones with me
There will be no Tweeting, no Facebooking
No playing the PlayStation, no Instagram, no YouTubing
Whatever happens on this bus, stays on this bus

[Verse 1:]
Wassup? It's me, Caribou Lou again
(Tech N9ne!) Kansas City, fuckin' hooligan
If you think you cool and true Then doing the fool my friend
You'll begin boozing and choosing women that we do and do again
Only if they holders of secrets they crossing over
The beaches and often go, where we eating we rock n rollers
Deep in the thoughts we go, but no Tweetin she lost her mobile
And geekin because we showed her, freakin' across the globe
In the weekend we off in Boulder, Colorado
All my soldiers got a bottle
And some hoes with a wobble from sticky dough's you hella bobble
Head bitches they model
And let's kick it Colorado's
A red district full of brothels
And med fixes
Yo, we gotta hide, just see, we get no privacy
Why, would she ride, with me
Tweet, and straight lie to me?
I don't know (what?)
Who, she sleeps with
But, all I know is: Don't you tweet this

[Hook: x2]
Do what I told you, I told you, I told you
(Don't tweet this!)

[Verse 2:]
Baby I would hate to
Kick it and then erase ya
Cause you wanna go to
One of those social networks
And go state the
Facts about my nature
I gave to see you later
(Oooooh) this bitch is shakin the table
Pissed at me cause you wished it be
Listed with a Twit Pic sick at me
When ya missed it you scripted me
When I gotta move invisibly
You violate it, you fly away it
Simple cause I am stealth
Then formulate it, we tried to made it
Keep it to your damn self
Get our nudie on, quiet, we can truly bone
And I'll be pushing all yo buttons like movie phone
Act like you belong, creeping in my groovy home
Drinkin Bou-Lou we go all my groupies owned
Way of life, keep it neat trick
If you and the beast mix, you don't see shit
And you will get the least bit of resistance
We pick who we see fit, but yo
(Don't Tweet This)

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
Yeah, it is what it is baby
No I don't want a lot of is in my biz lady
Crazy Daily
Thizz at my crib, save me
Dippin get me to drop some jizz on ya lid maybe
We in Canada partying like some animals
Even my tour manager know that Tweetin will vanish ya
Tweet the day I go and say my party wasn't amateur
Granted the lost camera was planted in tall canisters
Keys, you will receive, right when you leave
Please, drop to ya knees, ya cannot leave, not a thing
Put away ya phone, Yahtzee!
And don't be flickin like the fuckin paparazzi
We livin covert, Flava Flav know!
We let you see what we want to, and when we say so
(Monitor!)
Her Tweetin gossip is really out of her
That's why, I think I don't have that many followers!

[Hook x2]

Rock Yo Head lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. 816 Boyz)

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Let's drink 'till the liqour gone
Don't think, get the swisha blown
So when a stink trick hit yo phone
Say, "Bitch, lemme get my kick it on!"

[Chorus:]
Rock yo Head, to the beats, yeah
Everybody rockin, understand what I said
Rock yo Head, Rock yo Head
Stop my bread I'm a rock yo head!
Nigga
Rock yo Head, Rock yo Head
Rock yo Head, I'm a Rock yo Head
Rock yo Head, Rock yo Head
Stop my bread I'm a Rock yo Head

[Verse 1:]
[Tech N9ne:]
Jordan on my tennis shoe
Organ yellin 'Gimmie you! '
Scorin' the foriegn chick
Got her whorin in her Jimmy Choo
Pour until my Henny through
Your men weak as Winnie Pooh
Ignorin' [?] chicks not
Affordin niggas any-who
[Kutt Kalhoun:]
Kutty got the thing on lock like Yoda
Middle of the floor
With your girl bent over
Two cups, Two bottles
Left hand on my logo
Right hand on my stick
Twitt' pic for the photo
Makzilla
[Makzilla:]
I got the g-uh-irls
All around the w-uh-orld
Why's that?
Cause I'm makin toes c-uh-url
When I beat it they say I really need it
I spit game like my name's E-E-E-Earl
[Krizz Kaliko:]
I'm gonna be Kali Baby until they come'n get me
816, that's what's wrong with me
Tryin' to see how much money this song gon' get me
I said Rock yo Head, gon' Rock Rock with me

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
[Makzilla:]
Goodah
Goodah
Scratch
Scratch
Dome
Don't mess with it
Fuck what I'm sayin
Then invest with' the vest with' it
Shout-out to Dj Khalid when we screamin
We the Best with it, Hit em with the lyrical
Skill like I'm possesed with the Ces in it
[Krizz Kaliko:]
If you get it, that mean you said somethin you regretted
But if you get beheaded, then you never should have said it
This is head bangers ball, break your neck to this, rock until yo spine
Outta socket shake it like a pocket rocket
Okay!
[Tech N9ne:]
Tech is spray
When the re-uh-record play
Make me really wanna catch a
Fade, [?], if we saturate
That brigade, that is retro-blade
You just afraid, Tech of what
Your nigga 'bout to pay
[Kutt Kalhoun:]
Never say we didn't give em [?]
Out of drama, then his momma gonna be fake on his betta days
2Pac re-incarnated, this aided the [?]
Went to Mary, said 'Make em straight wish he'd of fled away'

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
[Makzilla:]
Bringin this dope
But I brought no feds
I don't mess with phony niggas
That got no cred's
Yeah
[Krizz Kaliko:]
On this album there be alot more sin, like
Don't be fuckin around with white loafs' bread
[Kutt Kalhoun:]
You can find me up in the spot so red
And if you dis-respect me you gettin shot so dead
[Tech N9ne:]
I'm gonna be chillin at the top
No meds, Like Reggie Denny
I'm a Rock Yo Head!

[Chorus]

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
816 Boyz! Ain't we sick boy!
Well, ain't we?
Quick to get your girls panties!
Hoes!

Boy Toy lyrics -Tech N9ne (feat. Shabba Ranks)

Yo krizz?
Hm?
I really knocked the boots in those two big butt females last night
Yeeesh!
Yeah man I'm on my way too westport to find two more freaks
Woooooord

I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
I already, I already with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
Boy toy, boy boy boy toy
I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
Boy toy, boy boy boy toy
I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you

I should not be one you take too moms
Unless your moms talks the face the bomb
I don’t wanna know if you have some grey pupan
Just great punan and a laid coupon
I’m excited for you to find me invited I’ll get your hiny ignited
I’ll get you slimy and slided, inside I might even bite it
I can get mighty and violent
Baby why even fight it you and your girl haides invited
To come right over in your PJ’s
The day with your B.F. was not easy
So you’re telling your girls the game we play
Called I’m in love with your VJ
Sign me up so get behind the but
All you gotta have is T.N.A to whine me up
All creeds even louds beauty’s needing the coy coy
Ozy women oy oy they’re lovin this boy toy

[Hook:]
I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
I already, I already with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
Boy toy, boy boy boy toy
I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you
Boy toy, boy boy boy toy
I already play with your friends
Now I wanna play with you

Turn me on I'mma let the black mamba loose
Really sexy ladies meet my anaconda swoop
Women wonder whose got the long masseuse
Pop my stick in your mouth and its as sweet as jumba juice
Real hard it will barge in too a ladys nani will card teeny boppers
That get the spill guard, hills stars for women standing amity ville
Yard this fantasy now real time with Bill MARKS
Time is ticking come find this dickin be mine for stickin
I love it when I find she lickin on me
Grind and twitchin design for pitchin the line for missin
I dug it I’ll be hind the thicky homie
Don’t rate I’m horny and don’t hate on any permanent situation
Yeah God I don’t date but I’m gone mate and my power stay on late
And the best thing about this boy toy is I don’t break

[Hook]

B O Y T O Y me so fly, wanna play with me
She know why she’s gone buy the bone guy
’cause I display the d
And nothing else I'm good for your fucking health
You’re looking for love and help
And sick of just rubbin self
I got you, I don’t fake with this boy toy shit
If you wanna play just hit me up and kiss my joy stick
Mhm I love it
You love what?
That
What about me?

Kjomd lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
What? Kjomd baby. What's kjomd? This right here

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes. Cause it's always on their mind. I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes for sure. Cause they seem to love you more, I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know, but it gets me what I need baby. I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure cause they seem love you more than me baby

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
You ever been in a prediciment when you and your lady are fussin' and cussin' and she don't wanna deal with you but you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her and all of a sudden wanna chill and have a meal with you. That's crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you, all she want is the pecker to fetch her my telly wacker to break her back and no chatter when she mad at you no matter what kinda ill you do. My dick get all the love. So many women got jaws for blood they even give draws they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for mug. (hahh) I no my breath don't stink any more neglect and my chest go sink baby I want love and a kiss thang it's pain but I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick man

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I can already see the call, they don't wanna be with me at all, they just wanna do D to balls. I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll. Cause my heart be hurtin' but my private part be squrtin' I don't even get a touch it in spurts whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain. I even have a lot sayin' I ain't givin' you none but I can suck you off. Damn! I don't think I would ever cut you off cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost but the all wanna bone me they don't want to get to know me they wanna dome me but I'm hungry for lovin' I never get because of my dick bitch I'm lonely

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]
Kali Baby! It gets me in to problems and it gets me out. Gets me into arguments and don't even know what it's about. Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a home wrecker drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker. See it's either him or me lately we becoming enemies only likely when I'm in between them and they say they love me when I'm in the V. I try to tell them get out and then they spit out and they scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without, abusein' my unit, just wish they love me more then my middle

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho'. You can't see me but I've watched you, kinda women that you love them, hoes, if there's a way to stop I don't, know, Kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know) it's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure) My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk, my everything wrong, I'm kinsa jealous. Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes. Yeah...

A Real 1 lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. J.L. of B. Hood)

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
You should be accountable for the sins
You commit when behind the computer

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
I don't see why these mothafuckas don't get it, I'm livid
When a youngster trying to punk ya, like he wanna thump ya
But it's somethin he twitted
Tweeted, when the F.U.N. come ya done agreed it
Get a lump some you gonna need it
When I'm heated
You don't wanna go to war with a thug who succeeded
I'm not, the bigger person in person this music grind stops
When niggas first in the cursin'
You're choosin' N9ne's block
57 jerkin' your curtain Missouri crime dot
Both workin' turfs I be lurkin'!
In case ya be, in a bit of hate and you wake
And become an enemy the date should be late
With the brotha's memory, the Yates, nobody's safe, it's how it's finna be
You said that your gonna rape my daughters then cut their arteries?
Would a father be honored? We'd be slobbering to cut your water streams!
Nigga, so while you hidin behind yo' tweets
I be findin out yo' street
Cause all that flyin out yo' beak, nigga
I'm a real one, rhyme without no beat
Say "Fuck N9ne!" and I'll go weak, you just lyin out yo' teeth nigga!

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
I can only take so much
Why don't you think if you threaten me then I'll bust
It'd be different if you stepped to me then get touched
I get a little bitter, we be beefin' on Twitter, I'm bigger
A REAL one
Ain't nobody illa, don't make me call on my guerillas
Cause what ya say might leak through
Watch what you say when you speak to
A REAL ONE! And ain't nobody realer
If I'm hurtin then you can feel a nigga, who's inside out
Think about
We'll be comin at ya' mouth
If ya doubt, I'm a Real one

[Verse 2: JL B. Hood]
As real as they come
Been me since day one
Good heart in my chest, good smoke in my lungs
Good head on my shoulders
Stand in front of my soldiers
Never let anyone hold us
Think back when a wiseman told us
That "Life ain't about the destination, it's the journey, "
Fulfill one mission, get a new vision, this envision burning
Maintain determined, distinguish gentlemen with a regular person
Energy over my veins, got my things hangin' I'm turnin'
Run with a Strange gang and I'm certain
They get things changed in that verdict
Lifted, DIBKIS nigga hundred percent
Of it all real if he comin at me sideways thinkin' that I will not kill, you trippin'
Been like that ain't, nothin' different
In a position throne like I'm sittin'
Can't get pissed with consistent dissin'
Fuck that, where they do that at, you gonna see a nigga act unchristian
I'm unstable, just ask Krizz then
When I flip, so it get to sic'n
Niggas ain't takin' food up outta my kitchen
I'm aiming at you, cowards
Don't stand in the way of ours
That's word to Jesse Deuce Howard

[Hook]

[Verse 3: JL B. Hood]
Extensive time on these lines
Obsessive with mine, and I rhyme
Express what I find, when I'm tryna access my mind
I'm here with Tech, Tech, Tech N9NE!
If that upsets you then fine
Too sensitive, busy cryin, nigga bout' to get left behind
Expensive wine on the table
In the atmosphere of a winner
Celebratin' that I'm drinkin' like fuck it I'm on a bender
Havin' the time of my life hope I sober up and remember
Keep it all Strange, brody, and it's only gonna get bigger

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Animosity we don't need it
But the botchery in your tweet it
Really bothered me cause your seated
Hella far from me or delete it
But it's irkin' me cause you said it
Wasn't givin' a fuck when you read it
If all of you mothafuckas was accountable for givin the negative
All of it would be debted, dead
So watch that evil shit you spread
I'm a real one so I feel some hurtin' pain then I go shed
Yeah, so don't back off when I respond
And take yo cap off when I go Nam'
So when you jackoff I'm on yo lawn, mothafucka!

[Hook]

[Outro: Tech N9ne]
I'm a real guy. Just cause you made me a star, don't make me a bigger person. When you say somethin disrespectful to me, I'm gonna react in the same way that a regular person would act on the street. It don't matter If your buyin my records or whatever, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck... I got feelings too

Shut The Fuck Up (Skit) lyrics - Tech N9ne

Shut The Fuck Up!
Strange
Music
Bitch

Klusterfuk lyrics - Tech N9ne

I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all,
9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all,
She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall,
Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was the worst y'all,
I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all,
How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all,
All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all,
At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf ball,

Yeeeeah
Spit it big quick,
My day, I slay, pai mei, trick don't get a bitch hit
I'm master ip man, I'm flyin around with equipment,
Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch,
I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it,
To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK,
Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP,
In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK
On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA,
TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her,
DICK,
Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me,
In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany,
Red all over me like I hit an artery,
Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me,
If you follow me and wanted to abolish me,
When I'm honestly, a straight oddity,
I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it big quick,
Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks,
Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut,
If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK,
Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill,
HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will,
So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill,
Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL,
I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin,
My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY,
Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES,
Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY,
Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY,
Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH!
Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p.a
Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they gonna not replay,
Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil,
Inside of me, they about equal,
Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut,
I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just

FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,
FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,

Talk about growin up fucked up, I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew,
Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a week, and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while,
Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK,
I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer, boiled it in my cauldron till the bullshit burned off it,
All that was left was love, I can't say I always rise above the trivial shit in my life cause I don't,
Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin,
I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end,
As long as I'm aligned with love, I KNOW I'm livin righteous,

By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories

Blur lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Wreckonize (¡Mayday!))

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Bad day with my bitches
Negativity on my phone is ridiculous
Moonshine up on the real Tech N9ne
They talkin' 'bout I'm the sickness
Comin' at that shit so vicious
Get up out of my bed, I'm sick of feelin' restricted
Fans sayin' I switched
They can tell I was hurt by lookin' at my Twit pic
Got a call from Stevie, y'all know his steezie
Said he’s ’bout to come to KC, wanna have a get together, that’s easy

Got a little Cabo Wabo, some biz and Ciroc, yo
They wanna have it at my house, is there room for Frizz and Picasso?

Hell yeah, come on down
Told Mackazilla be done on rounds, we gotta get more liquor, spread the fun around
We 'bout to kick it with family, put the gun on down
Nigga, I ain't kicked it in eons
'Bout to be cooler than Freon
Got another call from my homeboy in Denver, named Dion
He just pulled into KC sayin' he's double fisted, with bottles
I told him I was on liquor duty and Stone'em was on models
All of my niggas ready for action
When I woke, I don't remember this crashin'
I can try and tell you in the next verse
But I don't really know what happened...

[Hook: Mayday]
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
Woke up, got sick, ain't nobody sleepin' in my shit
Looked in the mirror, that's fucked up
Because busted is my top lip
Real busted, real puffy, like a nigga punched me the fuck out
I don't smoke but my mouth taste like big weed like my nigga Yukmouth

I think I remember two chicks, one thick, another was a toothpick
I think I was takin' shots with 'em, of Patrón, I don't do this
KC Teas, ghetto suds, talkin' to the chick with ghetto butts
She was trippin' when another beautiful widow cut
In front of me when she was talkin', I said "Oh, fuck! "
Everybody keep sayin'
But I don't remember even seein'
But I heard if you really wanna please
Put one, two, and maybe three
Glimpses of a house full of bitches and dancin'
And some losin' their pants, romancin' each other
And eating each other, and beating these brotha's
My publicist almost stuck a bitch
Cause she punched my nigga with her fucking fist
But he kicked her out, instead
She got a loud mouth
Some should've been said
Then somehow when I touched her
My lip hit her big head

[Hook:]
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

[Tech N9ne:]
Scenario, what happened?
That nigga keep laughin', cause he made all the drinks potent
My lip is fucked, I'm not jokin'
Said she's made up with hips out, she 'bout 5'1″, hell pretty, but Cripped out
Said she got a little cocky, called me a demon and I flipped out
Said her body was bruised up and her earlobes had a few cuts
I told him I don't hit women, it was not me, I don't do stuff
I came downstairs, all my niggas still sprawled out
Then I saw empty bottles, the makings of Caribou Lou, now there’s a loose screw

[Mayday:]
The night was going perfectly, all seemed well
I woke up in the darkness dizzy, feelin' like hell
I don't feel like myself, oh no
I've never ever felt this way before in so long
It's just a blur

[Voice recording of a girl]

[Hook: MAYDAY]
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

Can't Stand Me lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

The rapper you gotta have in your chatter,
You be gatherin data, to mom and dad it's a matter,
Cause they lad is fanatical, for this vladic, this radical,
Addict, skill that brings avid adolescents to drag us,
Everywhere in there beats by, they be lovin the speech I teach my beast I eat, when records released by,
They favourite artist invaded they hearts and the way that it started my latest they'd have paid it regardless,
Ever been to a Tech show? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't)
Then why you stoppin and poppin me out the deck for?
Heard that I got the best flows? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't)
Granny clippin, trippin with Ellie and Jethro,
For listenin to my music they choose it, they use it,
As therapy they're on me when I do this, they lose it,
They mommy and daddy wanna ban me, I'm loud like a wild banshee,
I'm roudy and antsy maybe that's why they can't stand me for real,

These are people who can't stand me,
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny,
Who be callin me uncanny,
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny,
They tell ya,
I'm no good to you, but you don't listen to me,
I'm the one you love, but you people can't stand me,

She heard this rap kid is a stack getta,
But Dad lit up when he saw that the kid was a black nigga,
And she's a wack bitch if the fact backward in her, cause her mama sick cause the lad's dick is from africa,
That's why they always act shady, we splat babies right at Bradys,
That's maybe the worst for the white lady, that's racy,
No longer match-makey, when the blacks attack white they be watchin the mac lately,
Ever been with a black dude? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't)
You're prolly thinkin we're all weed and tattoos,
Ever thought white and black's cool? (I haven't, I haven't, I haven't)
That's cause you think you're daughters gettin her back bruised,
Your mom's in your business, she's in your business,
Can't you see she wants you to keep us niggas at a distance,
Separation existing, and here's cold,
This story took place when I was 16 years old

These are people who can't stand me,
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny,
Who be callin me uncanny,
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny,
They tell ya,
I'm no good to you, but you don't listen to me,
I'm the one you love, but you people can't stand me,

[Kaliko:]
Ves que ellos dicen
Que soy malo para ti
Si tu me amas
Me puedo desangra
Desangra
No soy bueno
Pero te amo
Te amo
No soy bueno
Pero te amo
Te amo

Ugly Duckling lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Aqualeo)

[Verse 1 - Tech N9ne:]
I am this way cuz I got up
And got it when I was the oddest
To demolish the hottest scholars
With all of these goddish products
Call it way polished
I jot it, dot it
Then they got it
Stay modest
But brought it
Psychotic thought is raw and sick
But everybody didn't want to give a nigga time of the day
Or will I ever reach another when I'm in the grave
I got to be different to keep up with the pay
Say, say, say
What you wonder about Nina?
The one who is wishing me
Coming up missing
That one is a dreamer
Calling me ugly I laugh
Because I'm rough as rugby and fast
Industry's chubby and flab
You look sick, pudgy and crap
Now your chick want to hug me and smash
I look lovely with cash instead of muggy and clash
You act like we were buddies in class
Got my painted face
Ain't it great?
Really illuminated
But then it tainted space
Better to bring it straight then gain it late and aim it fake
Famous for my brain its fate
That I strained in fate
Then I became the great...
Yates

[Hook - Tech N9ne:]
No love or nothing
Just blood and suffering
For the ugly duckling
[x2]
Trust me
Trust me
Nothing
Trust me
Trust me
Nothing
Is worse than knowing you're beautiful but your treated like and ugly duckling
[x2]

[Verse 2 - Acie:]
Ever since I came out the womb
And I was birthed to the planet
It's like the Earth couldn't stand it
I was just worthless abandoned
So I write verses and curses
To try and cope with the damage
Citizens gave me you cholos are going to feel my curses in Spanish
I've been in verses then vanished
I'm not the first to be banished
But ostracized because I prophesied the churches are scandalous
See my words are just managed
Perfectly perched on the canvas
Painting a picture with scriptures
With my fellow dirty from Kansas
So I'm going to spit on the wax
Drip on the tracks
And spill out my pain
Rather than give me a gat
Empty the mac
Shatter then spill out my brain
People are strange
Verses be spinning
A dime on the top
Trying to get all the change
I have to devise me a plot
Then gamble the lot
So I’m stocked to get me some change
See all the hate that they gave me
Fueled my passionate speech
Made me react on the track and start
Whooping ass on the beat
So since I'm rude
I fire noses up like a flu off the grease
Head in the sky hella flying high
Like I'm blew off the sweet

[Hook]

[Verse 3 - Priceless:]
It's my goddamn time
Go ahead shine a light over here on the darkness
What's you thought?
What, we gon' play dead
Roll over and add up losses?
Damn fools
Cause no pro band cool
Politicking with the rules
Eat fools for the carcass
Because we back
Well seems like we leave
And another leave
A vegan
No sausage
But don't ride dick now
And act like you like bums lit now
Keep signing to killers and fat drug dealers
Is you really the big shit now?
I gotta spit
These niggas be weak runnin' 'round like their nuts cut loose
Can't even shake a nigga hand, gotta dap a nigga up
Fuck around and touch butt-fuck juice
Mayday to the payday, they say we stay
Don't cut the noose
Yes, off with the heads
Niggas off to the bed, getting head like Duck, Duck, Goose (Ohhh)
Technicians form a petition to never ever let it up
On a rapper that sucks, and these industry fucks
With the bucks that will make you turn small from a duck
Crystal Meth, Cocaine, E-Pills with a little weed fill and a lot of free will
And a couple refills to whenever we steal
Won't see thrills like these steals on a steap hill
That's some hot shit
That's our shit
One more time, don't ride dick
Shit, I got us creeping on your level
Aqualeo, now that's speaking of the devil

Awkward lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro:]
Yeah
Heh...
I'm just gon' tell a couple stories
Real quick
Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'?
Check it out

[Verse 1:]
Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City
'Bout to be doing a show and the boss stay really
Loving a nigga I think it's because I'm becoming a killer forever
The piece of my thoughts weight gritty
But one day someone say
Why don't you gotta be closin'
I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulging
Fair grounds it was a explosion
I told the porter to hold up
And I told him I came to rock, get the famous spot
To the man that claim me hot
Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the Planet Rock
But when I was done nigga the show was done
Right when he took the stage everybody runs
And the outcome was three hundred folks at the show
So I'm at the shino and it was

[Hook:]
Awkward
Situation is
Absurd
Irregular and
Awkward
Such a feeling is
Not heard
In my circle when it's
Awkward
Situation is
Absurd
Irregular and
Awkward
Such a feeling is
Not heard, awkward

[Verse 2:]
Great sex, thanks Tech
That's what she say I grab the latex
Off of me, and throw it away to be safe
And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly
We gotta move, my bus is leaving
I guess that wasen't a good enough reason
To have to go, I gave her a shirt
Not my jersey, iknow it hurt
And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me
Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no
You came and you leave a solo, keep it dolo
Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front
I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door
Said I'm her husband man we love you
And this is what she really wants

[Hook x2]

[Outro]

[Hook]

D.K.N.Y. lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

[Tech N9ne:]
A young lady was talking to me the other day ask me if I heard a new song called Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend), and when I think about it from as far back as I can think, Almost every woman I can remember had one, but I ain't the kinda nigga that just take that lightly like oh that's nothing, that's normal for a woman to have a dildo, my mind goes to why do they need it, cause we absent, then I ask myself why are we absent, then I think about us Being takin into slavery where learning to read was forbidden, Can't read won't have a proper education, no proper education, can't get a proper job, don't have a proper job, don't have money to live and eat, Gotta eat to live so you do the only other thing you know that'll definitely put food on the table, hustle dope on the streets, Hustle dope, might have to kill another nigga, kill somebody go to the Feds, go to the Feds for ever ever ever, get to sleeping with them boys, do that might contract aids, get out give that to your woman, she give it to the next nigga, you and that nigga start funkin, one of the niggas kill the other, then it's the same cycle all over again, we absent, dead or in jail, no I ain't that kinda nigga.

I am not the cryin bitch,
I get up out to try and grit,
Put my vocal tape I sell it then I'm a get to buyin shit,
Made it up out the lions pit,
No fuckin the n9ne this is some high n mighty spit I'm rhymin in the year the Mayans writ, destruction, introductions to new fuck men,
Working for the government,
Snups and lust they trust in,
I was in the golf when us had a post reduction,
But for the soldiers stuffed in dust we gotta turn up the cups then,
And party with they families,
We kickin it to anarchy we granted these insanities the kid would get humanity,
Vanishing is who standing in vanity,
Damn it B L O O D you scammed that T you die under canopy,
I don't trip off with another nigga do
And I don't lip off to another niggas crew if I ain't got a trigger to I'm tryin to live a few, they say you different kinda nigga you.

[Chorus:]
Close to my rage,
And far from a jiggaboo,
Do your thing,
You different kinda nigga you,
Over came the shit that they be giving you,
Do your thing you different kinda nigga you,
Close to my rage,
And far from a jiggaboo,
Do your thing,
You different kinda nigga you,
Over came the shit that they be giving you,
Do your thing you different kinda nigga you.

[Krizz Kaliko:]
I'm a different,
B R E E D,
And I live it,
See the people lovin on me,
And I give it,
My hardware including the arteries
I don't be horrible like me if you ain't water soluble,
I use it,
How you gonna change the game if you ain't got game changin music,
And I lose it whenever niggas ain't the same and they plain Jane and april fools it,
I beastly slipped and like my sides is greasy till the industry on the eyes it ain't so easy,
Lookin at me like a leopard,
Now they lovin the keffer,
Lookin like I'll never make it,
Lookin like it own pepper,
While my musics so Sebastian Bach,
When the world ain't thinking like I'm thinking better dummy it up but the cash is stopped,
I gotta smash it a Asher Roth that'll shake the spot,
And so he has so much time in his song and that gots to say alot,
Tryin to get paper fore the paper stop I'll make a plot to make my bank account look like Vegas minus the bacon twat,
It's effortless for me to pepper it with cleverness but they just gimme
A glimpse of the pimps who they be steppin in,
Got em guessing what I'm gonna (do)
Never change my lyrics (to)
Be jeffin with you jigga,
Different kinda nigga you.

Close to my rage,
And far from a jiggaboo,
Do your thing,
You different kinda nigga you,
Over came the shit that they be giving you,
Do your thing you different kinda nigga you,
Over came the shit that they be giving you,
Do your thing you different kinda nigga YOU!

"Welcome To Strangeland" (2011)

Stars lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Intro - Tech N9ne]
(You know that there are billions of stars in the universe)
But the star had quite a difficult time shining amongst all the other stars
The year was 1994 when the star began his decent
And continued falling..and falling
Landing in an unknown place the star creates followers from underground
And the quest to shoot beyond the stars once again
The star begins in, Strangeland

[Verse 1 - Tech N9ne]
Ground zero crowned hero,
But ain't nobody ever heard the sound before I found me so competitive i
Never get the credit but get it when they was clownin lejo
Now we pro the brown people
Was on it for the moment but they frowned at me for
Layin what I was sayin didn't sound negro now people round me low down when
The beat go
Never will I ever stop or quit what I'm doin I'm gettin better even cleverer
I can hit then I ruin every competitor we et em poppin shit I be chewin em
Up ahead of ya excetera
Speed band is comin for ya now he's makin the industry sandwhich come enjoy
The flow with tech and the minasee damage gunnin boy ya know we shakin the
Finicky planet we've landed

[Chorus - Krizz Kaliko]
We've landed, the stars have fallen from the heavens
Your thoughts will reign on this planet
The arts you paint on this canvas, your helpless
We've landed, the arms of fans have been branded
The god of 6's and 7's
Is the start of musical madness
We've landed

[Verse 2 - Tech N9ne]
Shootin for the stars lootin for the cars who's inducin pukin hootin for the
Bars
You get stupid groups of loosin juicin you for true but you recruit the
Youth ignore bizarre niggas
But ain't nobody fuckin with any of our niggas
And if you trippin under the tecca there are millas
You don't wanna fuck with the murderers gorrila war till the lord hit us
Scar nigga what?
Bitch I'm at the bottom and I'm comin to get at ya better get up in ya column
And I'm gonna diminish you when I spit I really gotta right in front of me
Timid, and I wanna present it
Cause I fought for everything I got it was not handed and nobody fed a
Nigga nothin when I was famished I'm bussin for life but not for nothin but
God damnit notice somethin beautiful just landed

[Chorus - Krizz Kaliko]
We've landed, the stars have fallen from the heavens
Your thoughts will reign on this planet
The arts you paint on this canvas, your helpless
We've landed, the arms of fans have been branded
The god of 6's and 7's
Is the start of musical madness
We've landed

[Verse 3 - Tech N9ne]
I land at six feet under six feet
But every other ordinary people cant sleep
The badness we had dished back in high school classes, ya dealin with three
Faces of madness
Never been average with the image of a savage at the very bottom I'm livin
Under the maggots
But I'm bout to shoot em and really wake up the masses gas it an blast it
Have the upper class breakin asses
Upper class rapper, suckers ass packers, rougher tougher mother fucker spaz
Backwards
Kcuf natas gutter mash slacker
Tecca ninas what there lads after
Everybody don't wanna say what goes up
Better quit movin I know its bout to blow up
Thinkin when I hit the stars Ima slow up hold up

[Chorus - Krizz Kaliko]
We've landed, the stars have fallen from the heavens
Your thoughts will reign on this planet
The arts you paint on this canvas, your helpless
We've landed, the arms of fans have been branded
The god of 6's and 7's
Is the start of musical madness
We've landed

Welcome To Strangeland lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

[Intro:]
I've landed, but which way now to go?
Cause it's Strangeland everything goes up vertical above the clouds I flow
How I got here I don't really know or remember like The Alamo
So to give me direction on this journey is big Krizz Kaliko

[Krizz Kaliko:]
Now here is a beautiful world for you to enter
You can hear how we kill everyone, we're helter skelter
On this fear that is fearin' us spear chuckers that love to bust
Shear stroke of genius since we appeared out the penis
We just the lost boys like we sons of Donald Sutherland
We done strugglin' we forced our way in and forced to weigh in
The big swingin' cocks of rap r&b and rock
We been seein' lots of cats copyin' ya not
Them G-O-D's and we can bless ya like we was a pastor
We past ya long ago ya concentrate on rappin' faster
This is the temple of makin' it look simple to ya'll
I wasn't really in to rap or into rap cause I seen too many falls
Waterfalls in strangeland go up, filled with streams of caribou lou
Fill ya cup and toast how they blow up
My team captain is you nina I'm the first lieutenant
Enjoy your visit this is strangeland that you invented

[Hook:]
Welcome!
Welcome to Strangeland
This is for everyone around the world the woman, men, the boys and girls are
Welcome!
This is the Strangeland
And it don't matter what you listen to we got a right place for you so
Welcome!
We'd like to welcome you if your new than you're overdue take a quick peek and overview
Let the strangers take over you
We'd like to welcome you if your new than you're overdue take a quick peek and overview
Let the strangers take over you

[Tech N9ne:]
Wow
Juggalos kottonmouth kings and queens
Gangbangers metalheads and the college kids
Then everything in between
They love when tech spittin', no he's the best rippin'
Blessed this when all of these titles can equal TECHNICIAN
So let's get it in to some retro tech's vision
Complex written scripts are always sex driven
Behold us we've had it so rough so what's the slogan we have at strangeland
It goes up!
When I ask you what goes up mane if it's all good then you say that it goes
Mane if it's no, you simply just say that it don't, then I'm a label you
Foe
That's when they hit the flo' if you hatin in my land we can throw
But I prefer with drinkin' 'bou lou that's cold
Then hit the vertical path and get on these hoes
I love it Eep Op Ork Ah Ah
Even if your brand new come meet, shock your faja
And I'm lookin' for the girls with them deep bra's more tatas
On the vertical then get horizontal then I'm a beat up your nana

[Hook:]
Welcome!
Welcome to Strangeland
This is for everyone around the world the woman, men, the boys and girls are
Welcome!
This is the Strangeland
And it don't matter what you listen to we got a right place for you so
Welcome!
We'd like to welcome you if your new than you're overdue take a quick peek and overview
Let the strangers take over you
We'd like to welcome you if your new than you're overdue take a quick peek and overview
Let the strangers take over you

Unfair lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Ces Cru & Krizz Kaliko)

[Intro:]
And the road gets
Harder with flow spits
Cause we represent the Kansas City, MO shit
Double doses
Tech Kalikosis
But ran into a duo that's ferocious
Some of the best two
Kill you no rescue
They say that you gotta spit hot 16s before you step through
And they say everybody
Nigga, even Tech do
Now we gotta explain our journey to the Ces Cru...

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
I'm on a pilgrimage to the rhyme mecca
Because I'm Tecca
And this mind left ya
Down at the bottom because N9ne's betta
And if swines ever find the quest to try and test the cleverness
They in a mess bind and yes I sever decay em and define pressure
I'm a spit it for
Biggot wars and not a critic whore
Hit ignore
I got a cynic core
In this war your not a winner pause
Wanna pla-ay every da-ay
Sta-ay for the wa-ay that I spra-ay sa-ay
You gotta pa-ay that's ya-ay and ay-ay
Bumblebee tuna
GRR
Don't be smelling like it if your under me rumors
Will begin about you from hugry pumas
Hoping wising prayin when your gonna be sooner
When I dead em I get up in the head of the nigga that said it
I'm pickin the lead up then wet em look like a predator, I'm a get em n let em pass
Skip the peace it ain't no humble we luna
Moon stricken
Rednecks sayin who them coons rippin
BOOM
Pick em up
Take em off to my land in my van a lotta room
Get in and in
When I catch my flow tryin to wake up your style
But you fucked up like, uh oh
I'm a make up for it now

[Hook: x2]
It's unfair to be
Such a mother fuckin rarity
Beware that we tear many squares
If he dares to be a parody of this clarity
We bear that we share swear we need therapy
Prepare to see nair any spared caring is barely there
It's unfair

[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]
Who are these dudes we never let any of these fools cheat on the rules
Kristopher egotistical narcistic whicha
If they say no then we tell 'em to get up n move we makin' some room
I heard of these guys, murderous when it comes to scripture
Ubiquitous, and Godemis, they Gods to us
We Gods to them, so we meet right in the middle
To the fat fry it up a little
When it's unfair, we got there hands in the air
And you can't even get a show
No one cares that your freestyle so rare
But no body care, nobody know
It's easy for them physical favors
Why ya'll just spend all your paper
Breezes bend over the table
Tattoos embezzle my label
Drivin n traffic n rhymes them choppers Africanized
We what is happenin to your wife
While your at 9 to 5's
You might as well stop rappin
Cause it's not happenen if I stop laughin
Cause it's to hard to impress just blatant disregard
The four horsemen of course with force to the coarsewin
Your talkin taller when ya'll gettin the short end

[Hook: x2]
It's unfair to be
Such a mother fuckin rarity
Beware that we tear many squares
If he dares to be a parody of this clarity
We bear that we share swear we need therapy
Prepare to see nair any spared caring is barely there
It's unfair

[Verse 3: Godemis (Ces Cru)]
It's unfair to me
Nothing is what it appears to be
Killin off any and everything
Coming to threaten it's something that's dear to me
If you feelin the fear then flee
Fi fo fee fo motha fucka
I'm retarded with a clover
I guess you can call it dumb luck
When I'm rappin
Out of habit I'm adament gettin adam
But I would rather
Hit a madam with a Magnum and split her atoms
Tryna fathom the famon that will deminish the anger
Got a place it at the table, we eatin spinnach with strangers
Sippin Carabou lou
Spillin the sickest shit ever we tell 'em but who would of knew
I'm one of two in the crew, with knife in my pocket an one in my shoe
Surrounded by haters so what am I do
Thinkin I gotta devise a gameplan
Get a ticket to kickit with krizz n nina
So I guess I'm headed to STRANGELAND!
And my main man, woulda told me to merk 'em
Doin the sin indeed
I'm a catch a couple more, then I'm formin a human centipede
Pause "Pause"
I'm aware that they hatin, look at they God at this
Who the fuck is fuckin with
Tech, Kali, Ubi and Godemis

[Hook: x2]
It's unfair to be
Such a mother fuckin rarity
Beware that we tear many squares
If he dares to be a parody of this clarity
We bear that we share swear we need therapy
Prepare to see nair any spared caring is barely there
It's unfair

[Verse 4: Ubiquitous (Ces Cru)]
It's unfair to be, doin mother fuckin charity
You can pay the fuckin fair for me
Oh really there Ain't nothin there for me
Move carefully
I swear that we, high as a cherokee
Fly as a parakeet
In a rhyme I spoke like jeremy
Feel my fire, my smoke, my kerosene
We we we don't want no drama
We we don't want no trouble
We we can keep it peaceful
If ya'll ya'll can keep it humble
I, I really don't know what he come fo
But his name is the same as a gun yo
Strangeland is a place that I seen in a dream
Since I was runnin around in my umbro
And you heard it direct from my mouth piece
Tech scattered me out and found me
Turn out we the perfect strangers
Lary appleton and balky
I was out east
When a text came in, with Tech sayin what is about to be
Before you fuck me on the dough, know that everybody around lookin out for me
Now that we got that in the air
I can feel the change in the atmosphere
A crew been livin in limbo
Apprently all this rappin has trapped us here
And after years they hearin we lost inside the dream
Not necessarily
I won't let this rap thing bury me
I'm a let these bat wings carry me

[Backwards:]
It's unfair to be
Such a mother fuckin rarity
Beware that we tear many squares
If he dares to be a parody of this clarity

Kocky lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Jay Rock & Kutt Calhoun)

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Aw shit, Aw fuck
Me, Kali and Ces we go to get bucks
On the path but didn't think we'd get stuck
By some crass lads that's 'bout to get tough
And they play not, temperatures stay hot
And don't nobody be relaxin' when on they block
Like it a yay spot, never let that pay stop
Unless you wanna be trippin' with Kutty and Jay Rock

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
Bad Flames, Feature Presentation, Raw and UnKutt
All of 'em undeniable classics like who they come from
Most talked about on the internet
Nigga I been a vet
Eleven years strong, still holdin' on
And I ain't finished yet
Red headed-est step child
It's a plague spread to accept how it is
Wanna see me fall get me out the loot
When all I've done is respect how it is
Now I gotta turn into a nigga you once knew
No mo' papers off
Probation I'm a cold case
He gon' sho hate it
When I throw a bomb like Troy Aikman
To do damage you walk in a bunch huh?
When you niggas are really the punks huh?
In the hearts of men, I'm seeing cowards
Where you niggas is at when the funk come?
Smoke a blunt to that
When the funk ensues you resort to rap
Said you was all in, 2 on the 10 you must distort the facts
So I pledge allegiance to only me I only breathe
Eat to shit, the chrome's in me [probably wrong]
The only misconstrued message in the song you see
Is it's not arrogance, this is what it's grown to be

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
See you can tell be the way that I use my wealth I'm cocky
This the man right chyea as to ya'll out south I'm cocky
And if you ain't figured out what we talkin' about
I'm the one they all talkin' about
And if they hatin' me that only mean my name in they mouth I'm cocky

[Verse 2: Jay Rock]
Pull up to the spot, watch the girls all pause
Like a dirty ass dog house, drawers gon' fall
Bitches get wet when they see that candy paint
Soak yo dick through them boxers 'cause you got bank
Shout out to them shock collars (shot callers?), niggas got rank
Death to you snitches seen a light Drake
I'm all the way silent, I will never break
Pillow talking to them hoes, you all the way gay
The problem is niggas never know they place
Just know your role, play your part and you'll be straight
But niggas crooked like D-Bo eye
And could never ever see why we so fly
You either gotta go home or go hard
Keep a bad bitch with a good job and good jaw
Black strap on me, yeah you can tell when I walk
Pitbull of the leash if you flinch I'm a bark

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
You thought we through
Stop the bull talk
We rule papi
Smooth
Knock these fools off me
Boo sloppy
How I have they bitches bukakke
Move awfully cool hotty
Slob these jewels softly
Who's naughty?
Shock exudes bossy
Dude's cocky
Soowoo got me blue blocky
When I do shop
At the woowop
I bought the boo jockey
My Gucc watch
Perfuse rocks
And I be loose of the Caribou Lou
Mami your poonani
Saw me and got tsunami
Tech's elated I'm rated
They say the greatest
Paraded my lastest
Pages I created
And the news shot me
That's why I'm hated
You faggots is weak and dated
When I spray this place and do away
With all this fakin then erase it who'd stop me?
It is evident, that you wonder why and where her cheddar went
That look on your face I'm seeing I'd rather get
When your boo prop me
I'm a sedative
Cause I beat it repetitive
Used twat b
All in ya mouth and you never knew charlie

[Hook x2: Krizz Kaliko]

Who Do I Catch lyrics - Tech N9ne

[Verse 1:]
Real rock rap and not to Xerox weird not
Enough to make you fear a lot from here watch
I ran scrimmage and I fought to the damn finish
And I popped eyes open without eating me canned spinach
My fans in it constantly tellin' me I can win it
If I stand grimace damagin man every damn minute
I blend then expands quick it slams wicked rhyme
Grand spittage H.A.M. with it fans dig it N9ne!
Cha hard to see me like the background
Your rap styles comin' softer than a cat’s meow
Red laces but booted like I’m Iraq bound
That frown will get you ate by my cannibal from Sac Town
So relax pal pat down gat down back down blackout
With a fat smile I might react foul so don’t make this cat growl
I caught everybody when I spazzed wow who do I catch now!

[Hook:]
Who do I catch now?
Maybe those who can't get with the rap sound
I caught the industry who do I catch now
Who do I catch now?
Maybe those who told me put the rap down
I caught the whole world, who do I catch now

[Verse 2:]
I caught wrecks (AND THEN)
I caught checks (AND THEN)
I caught press (AND THEN)
I caught sex (YES)
And no permanent diseases were caught when I caught that
Now the games been offset cause I'm Strange in a lost mess
I caught a lot of shit by being different they tried to hinder Tech
By calling him devil worshipper surfaced up on the internet
My temper gets grimmer just as winter sets Imma venter yes
And I can't forget when the finger pressed triggers I can't remember that
I caught stars attention Nina had a large ascension
So high the lord is squintin' (NO)
I mean ya'll are squintin' (OKAY)
Cause I'm tall as Pippen (NO)
Got a flawless vision (OKAY)
On a lawless mission (NO)
Cause I'm ballish pimpin'(YEAH!)
Best believe I caught fades never homie soft made
I'm active no off days and I got boss paid with music I caught babes
And I even caught gays before they all caught AIDS

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
I hit a pot of gold with the harder flow
You haters oughta know that we are the MO
This is my land you in my hand and you'sa particle
And I see you marvel over the fact I caught the Carter 4
So that means I caught Martians already
And you talk shit about that because often ya'll petty
And because you jelly sicklin' its costing ya'll bettys
To get tossed in our headache cuz we lost in tall fetty
Hey you catch the vapours cause Nina he catch hoes
And you non believers are funny people like Seth Rog
Better pay attention cause if ya simpin' ya get froze
And I'ma leave you with a wet nose when im rippin they catch colds

[Hook]

My Favorite lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Brotha Lynch Hung & Prozak)

[Versus 1: Tech N9ne]
Steady shooting for the stars,
On this vertical journey I be recruiting more for bars,
Gotta be hard, in the car,
I'm running with cannons that really loosen your regards,

Greedy money, and then some
These motherfuckers will murder you for your income,
So when the flash the pass to begin some,
Spitting my favorite of Prozak and Lynch Hung,

After the shows I'm thinking about food
Just give me some [?] and drinks I'm cool,
You probably thinking that a womans my juice,
But I drool over Italian cooking is my joo,

I eat all of it all the time,
At the mall even y'all,
When they called the n9ne,
Money tall yes I ball missing all the sign,
[?] we could meet but never draw the line,

Doctor said that my blood pressure pew,
I was healthy for one minute but then fumes,
Of a pepper corn fillet within the room,
I gotta go get it soon, you seeing the nigger zoom,

Capital grill and a melting pot,
They know my name PF Chang so they help a lot,
You let the n9ne cut the line when its sweltering hot,
to wine and dine me and we belting lot,

I can't stop eating, I really love eating
I know my body be wishing I was vegan
The fat of my stomach it was leaving me, feeding me
All I be thinking when I be breathing un evely,

It don't matter, I'm taking it to the head
Tucking my tummy they using bigger thread,
Telling me if I don't be careful and kill the bread,
I'm gonna pig out until a nigga dead,

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
Insatiable's my name,
When it comes to my favorite things,
[?] nights I come to pray
Of my favorite
I never plan to die, too much haven't tried
Give me more, give me more
I crave it, yes I love it, that's my favorite

[Versus 2: Prozak]
I'm an addict, [?] I never pay,
Kamikaze coming closer to my blood stream,
Caffeine, nicotine, medical green,
[?]
prepare for lift off, stimulation drift off
If I don't feed my addiction I get pissed off
All these voices [?]
I got the devil in my right hand

Always leaving me decitful theivery,
procedes to impede so theres not much steem in me,
in need to feed to be stuffed in eagerly,
I can't seem to leave it be and be free,

Feel my synapses, collapsing I'm gasping,
I think I'm going down like Michael Jackson,

Tunnel vision everything is going black,
And I'm headed to a place where there never is no coming back,

Swan dive in a lake of fire,
All thanks to my faithful drug suppliers,
Now the taste is a taste like you all subscribers,
under the reigns of the chains of your own desires,
Your new god is in black atire,
Never slave to his rays you can not defy him,
Such a waste to the race til your life expires,
no escape, given chase like Michael Meyers

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
Insatiable's my name,
When it comes to my favorite things
[?] nights I come to pray
Of my favorite
I never plan to die, too much haven't tried
Give me more, give me more
I crave it, yes I love it, that's my favorite

[Versus 3: Brotha Lynch Hung]
After the shows I be off to eat,
Got a big fat sack and it be all for me,
6 in the morning I be off these,
Yelling 6 in the morning like my nigger has tea,

I pop all of it all the time,
And they put me in the zone when I'm writing rhymes,

Drugged out, about to take the mug out,
Taking gallons of water I gotta get the drug out,

So stuck like I'm sniffing coke up,
And I love it just as much as I love eating cold cuts,
Yeah I'm the nigger that eat ya whole lunch,
be tryin to rape me but I be like hold up,

Date rape about to set a rape tape,
Yeah Kim Kardashian Ray J,
All up in that ass again Mayday,
I'm just sick in the head as they say,

I be off the top Tech N9ne [?]
Then I'm paranoid ready to pull it its off top,
Y'all better than us hard slagger,
Bitches on the Tech N9ne stage its goin pop,

Grrrr,
And it's all up to her,
She just popped the pill and I'm [?]

This is not for real,
When I'm ill,
Call me a Beastie Boy and I will,

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
Insatiable's my name,
When it comes to my favorite things,
[?] nights I come to pray
Of my favorite
I never plan to die, too much haven't tried
Give me more, give me more
I crave it, yes I love it, that's my favorite

Retrogression lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. ¡mayday!)

[Intro]
What is this in the distance?
A drug begging for commitment
Man I'm gonna do what they say
Releasing this retrogress with Mayday!

"uh oh, Uh Oh, UGH OH OH oh oh"

[Verse 1 - Tech N9ne]
I'm thinking of retrogression, about going back to my best friend
On an X binge, with the uncut molly would you kill me is the question
I miss sessions, what about two chicks on deck in my bed undressin
Now we meshin, pressin sex n sweatin left in a press of heaven
I use ta... boost her
with Adderall...
my teeth would chatter all naw well really don't matter yall
I'm cool
Like the cigarettes, I was a bigger threat to the clitoris
Successful sexually bitter neck getter wet
Just how high can a nigga get?
Blasted, Acid, F Astrisks
See coulda he say he may crashed it
Fit to replay, D-day ashes
I'd take masses, so I could stay plastered
That great plastic, I ate like mate in lake placid

"Molly I miss you, if I was to kiss you
would you take this sick fool to old-days
I know you can lift moods, when I'm havin issues
I wish I could split smooth to the old-days"

[Hook]
If..you..feel
Like their plan don't fit us all..
Then..you..will
Find my land don't give us law
If..you..feel like not taking that bigger fall
then with all respect, if we retrogress
then they'll rid us all!

[Verse 2 - Wrekonize (Mayday!)]
Okay so lets go, retro
Gression I'm guessin that wreck knows
These memories are all in my flesh though
Strange love, hes entered the flesh mode
Some of the greatest sex swolls are XO
And if I was bringing the vicks tips to her lips
It was for something she would never let go
I'd drink shots with her laugh and smoke newports
The time we spent was too short
My mind is heading do north
My body's on its true coarse
This women has got my youth sore and tooth raw
"All of the lights are leading me through a new door"
Can we just go back?
Can we just reunite?
I need a throwback, to seeing you in flight
You had that down south body with a hint of death
Picked you up and held you down sound
Until I went to rest
But who needs rest, when the world is go
Everything is burnin so
Imma just alert the globe
And hurt you slow, you know for fast lovin vertigo
So I just pick you up get a little intimate
In a minute and wait for the turn of a virgins flow

[Hook]
If..you..feel
Like their plan don't fit us all..
Then..you..will
Find my land don't give us law
If..you..feel like not taking that bigger fall
then with all respect, if we retrogress
then they'll rid us all!

[Verse 3 - Dernz (Mayday!)]
I tuned em out.. I, I tuned em out
Too busy turnin on and droppin out behind my
My mommas house, producing clouds
Never understood my need to get numb me
While I'm bleedin out my eyes, even out my lungs
Tryin to avoid the sun
Curious at a young age for a taste
Watchin them numb they face
Took Caroline found someone for us to bring out on dates
I call it youthful curiosity
Jump the edge every Saturday
Strobe lights an low lives the city at night was callin me
I turned em out.. I, I turned em out
Had em both kissin on my lips n smoke the spliff to boost the trip
Lift off, I'm gone
Phone call to my bro lettem know that I'm lost
And I got sand in my shoes from twilight beach Ménage à trois
Heavy sedated eyes, grew up with jaded eyes
See she's been friends of mine since 99
But now we don't see eye to eye
I cant retrogress, unless life gets to heavy for my chest
Then I'll be tuning out again and droppin out before they win.

Bang Out lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. 816 Boys)

[Intro:]
What the fuck do I hear mayne? Listen
I think some bitches coming near me
Dwam!
I need you to do something for me
What's that baby?
I don't know if you can handle this
Shit, I can handle whatever
I need you to just...
What?
Bang out!
816 Boyz! Ain't we sick boy

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Here I come baby, the areola mayne!
And the Hennessy got me numb
Like I shot my dick with Novocaine

Fuck with Nina if you want to come
Ain't no slackin' in my tappin' bitch I pump for fun
Got these bad bitches at the bar, and a bunch of rum
Wanna fuck Tech? So I guess they want to jump the gun
They want me to bang out, that's what I do when my thang' out
Then I'm gonna put it right in they mouth
Beat the panini til' one of them say ouch
Right!
If they came to Nina with tight cats
They end up loose as a goose they pussies to ice packs
Real life Jack, they can be white, black, nice, fat
Just need a crevice to put my pipe at
So when we bang out baby fight back
And I'm a knock it out like my name was young Mike, crack!

[Hook:]
Told me to bang [x6]
Like it ain't a thang' [x4]
Let me say your name daddy
When I tell you "beat it up" stop me
Want you try to pull that thang' out
Baby can we shang' out?
Told me to bang [x6]
Like it ain't a thang' [x4]
Let me say your name poppy
When you hear me holla' don't stoppy
Want you to try to wear that thang' out
Baby can we bang out?

[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]
I like them kind of girls
Only two kind of girls
Good ol' big ones and big old' good ones
Baby mama girl!
Not prejudice I like the light ones
White ones, black as night ones, (Okay)
My fetish is to leave the lights on, watch her while I pipe 'em (Okay)
I been around the globe, the motherlands, the mother load
And Asian girls, call them choppies, boricuas call me pappy
Down unda' the Sheila's, under the sheets and she's a pleasa'
Your a peon girl straighten my leanin Tower of Pisa
Middle Eastern girls let me unda' the tunic
Snake and bat know we run it
They comin' back cause' they want it
Ay yo fat girls, come 'ere are you ticklish?
I'm mad niggerish, pull out the liquorish and she told me to bang

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kutt Calhoun]
The way you make that booty talk
I know your ass a liar
So when I spank it then you whine for me to pacify ya
You call me daddy cause I beat it like my own kids
Them other niggas just some minute-men, Uncle Ben's
But I'm a Capricorn I'm packed like a strap of porn
I whip the pussy like slave masters, they backs is torn
My pole reels them in, right by they black whiskers
Rough it and catch, then release 'em when I'm catfishin'
Brown, white, yellow, tan, and all the black women
Know how Kutty bang out and this dick is what's attractin' 'em
Even when I pass it to the homies like they Badminton
Now I'm undastandin' why these hoes keep comin' back nigga

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Makzilla]
Ay ay ay turn me up yep yep loud in here
So that everyone can hear, I got bang bang of the year
Yes them voted me so sexy, Tech and crystal niggas lace me
Ya'll then came about my shit, oh shit, goddamn I'm raisin' hell
Oh well, no, I do not kiss and squeal
I am Vegas secrets so my lips forever sealed
And I'm sorry, in my PJ's bitch I'm snorin'
Wakin' up like OMG, O-OMG white girl alarmin'
Hit hit the snooze pu-wah-oohs
Friend walked in now-now there's two
She kissed her, she kissed she
Now-now they turn focused on me
Unzipped the zipper,
Hits the hitter,
Bent her over,
Bout to hit her,
Now-now Makzilla...

Bang Out lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. 816 Boys)

[Intro:]
What the fuck do I hear mayne? Listen
I think some bitches coming near me
Dwam!
I need you to do something for me
What's that baby?
I don't know if you can handle this
Shit, I can handle whatever
I need you to just...
What?
Bang out!
816 Boyz! Ain't we sick boy

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Here I come baby, the areola mayne!
And the Hennessy got me numb
Like I shot my dick with Novocaine

Fuck with Nina if you want to come
Ain't no slackin' in my tappin' bitch I pump for fun
Got these bad bitches at the bar, and a bunch of rum
Wanna fuck Tech? So I guess they want to jump the gun
They want me to bang out, that's what I do when my thang' out
Then I'm gonna put it right in they mouth
Beat the panini til' one of them say ouch
Right!
If they came to Nina with tight cats
They end up loose as a goose they pussies to ice packs
Real life Jack, they can be white, black, nice, fat
Just need a crevice to put my pipe at
So when we bang out baby fight back
And I'm a knock it out like my name was young Mike, crack!

[Hook:]
Told me to bang [x6]
Like it ain't a thang' [x4]
Let me say your name daddy
When I tell you "beat it up" stop me
Want you try to pull that thang' out
Baby can we shang' out?
Told me to bang [x6]
Like it ain't a thang' [x4]
Let me say your name poppy
When you hear me holla' don't stoppy
Want you to try to wear that thang' out
Baby can we bang out?

[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]
I like them kind of girls
Only two kind of girls
Good ol' big ones and big old' good ones
Baby mama girl!
Not prejudice I like the light ones
White ones, black as night ones, (Okay)
My fetish is to leave the lights on, watch her while I pipe 'em (Okay)
I been around the globe, the motherlands, the mother load
And Asian girls, call them choppies, boricuas call me pappy
Down unda' the Sheila's, under the sheets and she's a pleasa'
Your a peon girl straighten my leanin Tower of Pisa
Middle Eastern girls let me unda' the tunic
Snake and bat know we run it
They comin' back cause' they want it
Ay yo fat girls, come 'ere are you ticklish?
I'm mad niggerish, pull out the liquorish and she told me to bang

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kutt Calhoun]
The way you make that booty talk
I know your ass a liar
So when I spank it then you whine for me to pacify ya
You call me daddy cause I beat it like my own kids
Them other niggas just some minute-men, Uncle Ben's
But I'm a Capricorn I'm packed like a strap of porn
I whip the pussy like slave masters, they backs is torn
My pole reels them in, right by they black whiskers
Rough it and catch, then release 'em when I'm catfishin'
Brown, white, yellow, tan, and all the black women
Know how Kutty bang out and this dick is what's attractin' 'em
Even when I pass it to the homies like they Badminton
Now I'm undastandin' why these hoes keep comin' back nigga

[Hook]

[Verse 4: Makzilla]
Ay ay ay turn me up yep yep loud in here
So that everyone can hear, I got bang bang of the year
Yes them voted me so sexy, Tech and crystal niggas lace me
Ya'll then came about my shit, oh shit, goddamn I'm raisin' hell
Oh well, no, I do not kiss and squeal
I am Vegas secrets so my lips forever sealed
And I'm sorry, in my PJ's bitch I'm snorin'
Wakin' up like OMG, O-OMG white girl alarmin'
Hit hit the snooze pu-wah-oohs
Friend walked in now-now there's two
She kissed her, she kissed she
Now-now they turn focused on me
Unzipped the zipper,
Hits the hitter,
Bent her over,
Bout to hit her,
Now-now Makzilla...

Beautiful Music lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Krizz Kaliko)

Yates
I'm a put this bass this place all up in your face
Picture me painting pretty pussy with a pen and pad and picking a pair of provocative peaches to press to the pace
Let's get this straight
I am the maker of emotion on my planet you will be blessed at the gate
Complex when the mate
Is one that could have any woman breathing so you might end up with a chest full of hate
Less to debate
If women would just ride
She feeling my love vibe
I'm feeling her cup size
She willing to plug guys
I'm giver her bug eyes
From my dick in her thighs
She thinking it was lies
When her name changed from baby to Sherlock Holmes
Wouldn't you want to shit if she go through your phone
To see if there's pictures of bitches with no clothes on
Now she pissed at the photos
Looking like a ho show
Thinking every one of them are gonna get the pogo
Or prolly done had it
She highly combative
But no no
Shining the light on me
With cheater up on the go bro
When we first started out you knew we was on the low low
Now you feeling bozo
Peeping through my property like you logo
Thinking I'm sticking them and slanging more meat than fogo

[Chorus: x2]
Now I can paint a beautiful picture
But you won't want to look into it
I can make beautiful music with ya
But you won't want to listen to it

It's just me and you
Better yet it's me and crew
Cause I never can be free and do
What a normal nigga can manage to be when two
People go out with no doubt to show out
They beautiful couple
But when I go out they pour out
And triples and doubles
Then out of your mouth the blow out
Cause you had enough of the bitches seesing who
You saw the beautiful picture at the begging
With mister Tech in your vision
Having sex in the kitchen
And press in the living room
Sex and no less or you're bitchin
With the extra conditions
Me getting left is the mission
Cause I can't get right
Ain't this night
Ain't no possible way that I can paint this bright
When the brain is night
Mayne it's quite
Difficult to be with Tech Ninna game this tight
Or is it
You gotta live it
To give it
I'm giving you me
If you wanna quit it
I dig it
Cause I get a pussy pass every minute
But then it
A fight cause you think I'm all up in it
We finished
Now we diminished I get it
See the obstacle then you really admit it
Without ever knowing I did it you split it
I was real and don't you ever forget it
You bit-itch

[Chorus:]
Now I can paint a beautiful picture
But you won't want to look into it
I can make beautiful music with ya
But you won't want to listen to it

Baby this is something that you never knew
Instead of me you being with a regular nigga may be a better view
I know I got a lot of cheddar true
But a nigga with hella time in your bed is who
You should be putting way up on a pedestal
You being super happy with him instead of blue
But you wanna see shit that you never seen
My dick is feeling like you taking methamphetamine
That's why when I'm calling your phone you never let it ring
Even when he's sitting next to you I bet it sting
You wanna ride it your hide is divided by my two thumbs I murder it when I get inside it
Hit it till you get it then get the it is ignited
When you tripping you can't fly with the pilot
I can paint you a beautiful picture
But I think it's better when you got a dude with you
Sitting at home and then you got a true fixture
You fucking perform because he got it through scripture
I'm a compatible nigga
To every woman with incredible figure
Tattoo my dick on him is that a new stigma
If you say that then music I ain't gotta do with you

[Chorus:]
Now I can paint a beautiful picture
But you won't want to look into it
I can make beautiful music with ya
But you won't want to listen to it

Sad Circus lyrics - Tech N9ne (feat. Brotha Lynch Hung & Courtney Kuhnz)

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Hurry hurry hurry
Step right up and witness the sad circus
Come one, come all, to the sad circus
Step right up and see the lonely poor bastard
Witness the man with no hope
Stories guaranteed to be tear jerkers
Now without further ado the sad circus

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
I had so many plans, cause I got plenty fans
I thought that I was never gonna be alone to spend these grands
But it seems that every girl that I dated somehow hated the way I loved
And I made it with so many, now the ones that with it, its not any; they all ran
I thought that I was gonna be Hugh Hef, 6 women to go 2-step but not one of my crews left
Kids are growing up and they got lives now nobody arise now
Used to be married but narcissism let my bride down
I used to be a playa, I used to be afraid of bein' alone
But they all eventually said "I'll see ya lata'"; much lata'
Sittin' in this plush lair must say I'm stuck in a rut
I guess not enough prayer
Cause ain't nobody came back, I bust the same raps
But ain't no dame pack wish I could change that
They say that I'm extra I'm messed up and I murk the deals
That I have with them in the past and I miss 'em and it hurts for real

[Hook: Courtney Kuhnz]
See the man with the broken heart (He's just right over there)
All alone he stands so lonely in this world so cold
He's been hopeless from the start (He feels like no one cares)
All alone he'll die so lonely saddest story ever told

[Verse 2: Brotha Lynch Hung]
Sooner or later rumors will tear me up in pieces
And he's just bad luck everywhere I go I'm sick of this steepness
More money more problems, no money problems gettin' worse
He don't have to get bloody but he didn't have to get hurt
Fuck I'm so tired of all this cryin' it don't work
Its affectin' my work, not even carin' about my worth
Thin line between love and raps, Strange got the fans comin' back
Bad plus bad run in packs, startin' to think is a curse
I can't you do it without you nigga'
Can't be done without me nigga'
Well, yes it can, wait, please don't do it without me nigga'
Strange move on without these lyrics, makin' it to where these fans can hear it
I'mma have to get done I'm near it, Brotha Lynch Hung you can't be serious
I'm starin' at these pills, in the back of the Cadillac, and matta' fact
I got it I grip my steel, I'm always on this suicide thinkin' that's how I feel
I figure if I get rid of these pills nobody would care if I'm killed
My label's on the road, me just sittin' at home, see
Spittin' that chrome, me gettin' that gold
We get that call and then we run in they house, gun up in they mouth
Just know this Madesicc Strange, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout

[Hook]
See the man with the broken heart (He's just right over there)
All alone he stands so lonely in this world so cold
He's been hopeless from the start (He feels like no one cares)
All alone he'll die so lonely saddest story ever told
Saddest story ever told
Saddest story ever told

[Outro]
Thank you for coming to the sad circus
Come again or not

I'm falling I'm crawling
I'm yellin' but no one can hear me calling
I'm cryin' profusely
Sometimes I wish somebody would just come and noose me

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